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megan. writer. giggler. theatre addict. movie buff. coffee snob. chocolate smuggler. new yorker. daydream believer. soul crusher.

— I can’t go to jail, Felix. I don’t have the temperament. In the shower, if they touch me, I will cut them.

(Source: suburbsclone, via alisonandbeth)

— 1 week ago with 2456 notes
#i can't even begin to tell you how perfect this is 
Jillian Michaels’ Workouts

ama-blanca:

When you hear the intro music in the Menu section..feeling all badass like

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During

Oblique Twists

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Chair Squat w/a V fly

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Plank Twists

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Bicycles

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Mountain Climbers!!

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Ab Hold while raising the arms

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Sumo Squats!

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KEEP GOING! YOU GOTTA FIGHT FOR THIS!

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Me on the inside

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But..

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When I’m Finished

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— 1 week ago with 166 notes
#too true  #jillian michaels  #jillian michaels body revolution  #ouch 

itsnotflirting:

man more people need to join the fucking bedroom fandom

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i mean look at this shit. 

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it’s bunk beds and a little desk. 

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a motherfucking aquarium!

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shit it’s like noah’s ark in the fucking ceiling

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look how modern this shit is

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it’s like three rooms in one

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you could get a boat and sing fucking phantom of the opera and then just climb in bed.

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I will man this damn fandom by myself if I have too

(Source: itsnotflirting, via jemmmafitz)

— 1 week ago with 285632 notes
#perfection 

missielynne:

Julie Andrews: Chin In My Hands pt. 3 | Journey from Princess to Queen (1957-2001)

She’s so beautiful in both those pictures.

(via ramblingkitten)

— 1 week ago with 4870 notes
#julie andrews  #idol 

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

(via ramblingkitten)

— 2 weeks ago with 495107 notes
#truth 

Um. Tatiana Maslany. What the flying fuck? Emmy awards, go home you’re drunk. 

— 2 weeks ago with 2 notes
#tatiana maslany  #orphan black 
Anonymous asked: One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad


Answer:

olivegarden:

— 2 weeks ago with 127464 notes
#omfg